wynne-you-get-high asked: :D wow I love your face and you
Today, I dressed for me. I wore heeled boots, my jack o’lantern crop top, and skinny jeans. I was walking on sunshine. When I went into my favorite shop, the guy that works there (whom I swoon over) told me how fierce I was and how he missed seeing me there. He told me to come in more often and on a less busy day… ….that we should exchange numbers. Guys. Someone asked me for...
Running in heels
I’m obsessed with avocados. Send help.
river-boy replied to your post: Does anyone want to talk and/or become friends?… yes ME pick me i literally followed you in the remote hope that we would talk some day omg
Does anyone want to talk and/or become friends? I’m down for that.
when I find myself in time of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom,
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Gender. It’s something I’ve been very interested in the past few years. It’s a varied and touchy subject and it’s one that comes more naturally to some than others. I’ve always identified as male because, well, that’s how I was born. I don’t always feel male, but I don’t quite feel like a female. I definitely feel more feminine sometimes. I...
shedonealreadydiddonehadherses replied to your photo: Post-Show @tacobell is only complete with stage… YAAAASSS
shedonealreadydiddonehadherses: alaskathunderthighs: shedonealreadydiddonehadherses: alaskathunderthighs: beefbroccoli: tony (white male) is trying to silence and police me (person of color). dont make me report you to the social justice bloggers jon (poop face boy/drag queen) is just jealous because he’s not as pretty as tony (pretty boy/drag queen). don’t make me punch u in ur tiny...
The Flapper awoke from her lethargy of sub-deb-ism, bobbed her hair, put on her...– Eulogy On The Flapper, Zelda Fitzgerald - 1922 (via prorsum-sugar-on-me)
Facebook is throwing a fit about my drag queen account saying that it doesn’t fit their guidelines. While I’m downloading all of my information, I’ve changed the name to my account to “Candice Flossington”. Make it stahp.
me-myself-and-kevin replied to your photo: It was an interesting night. Time for Taco Bell… Nice! I was going for “I look spooky, but I’m really nice.” tonight. (: The stage blood for “Cannibal” went over very well. (:
How much cough syrup is too much?
astrobit: if slugs were fast it would be very scary
I JUST GOT PULLED OVER FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER BECAUSE MY TAIL LIGHT WAS GOING OUT. (Note: “Going” out. It was still functional. However, the officer felt the need to pull me over and ask if I had drugs in my car.) I WAS JUST COMING HOME FROM WORK WITH PIZZA. BUT OH MY GOSH, I’M SHAKING.
werqingirl: ZANK U DERTA
me-myself-and-kevin replied to your post: I suppose it’s appropriate that my 2,000th post… Oh goodness. Look at me go.
I suppose it’s appropriate that my 2,000th post was Jinkx Monsoon. And it was made by Kevin! Two people I greatly admire and am happy to have in my life.
I’d really like to get to that point in my life where when I do something for myself and my life, small explosions and freak-outs happen across the internet. Damn.
THE BOYS ARE PLAYING LIKE KIDS IN A SANDBOX WITH THEIR LIGHTSABRES. IT’S SO NERDY BUT SO CUTE AT THE SAME TIME.
CARPET BURN FROM DOING DEATH DROPS